Maybe the best method: Message in a bottle service.

Other often equally futile methods:

Email:

Voice: 812-855-3192 (I virtually never use the phone; please send email.)

Office: Room 364 Psychology Building. (I’m rarely there; please make an appointment.)

Address:
Dept. of Psychological and Brain Sciences
Indiana University
1101 E 10th St
Bloomington, IN 47405-7007
(Does anyone check their paper mail any more?)

Planning to visit by boat? Please see the convenient map below. Our coordinates are 39.1719 degrees north latitude, -86.5200 degrees (west) longitude, approximately 760 feet above sea level.

Bermuda Triangle